why you should be my friend
- I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
- I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
- I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
- nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
"Jared has grown up the most. He was 22 when he started the show. Now he’s in his 30s, he’s got two children, he’s married, he’s just a different person. It’s been cool to be a part of that and sit and watch him become a man. I like to think I helped him along the way with advice and stuff, but I’m very proud of the man he’s become." - Jensen Ackles (x)
that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.
The horrifying thing is that this is true.
My thing is when people come up and say ‘good set tonight’ and I say ‘you too’and then you find out that person is not in any band. Happens to me alot.
God, he was beautiful. Handsome was too weak and colorless a word.
Harry Potter text posts
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
this is probably the best quote from anything ever
*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me
*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius
*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart
*quiet james potter voice* engorgio
*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*
Okay now that last one is just fucked up & unnecessary.
I hate you all so much I was so happy and then I saw the last one fuck y’all
I just burst in the worst cry session ever
Who the fuck thought this was ok?